Now that we live above the hobo line (tm), and kids outnumber puking bridge-and-tunnellers, I take dispensation of candy very seriously. Hence, the following. Of course, given my peanut allergy, a few of these choices are non-starters but I 100% support giving out Milky Ways and 3 Musketeers. Game over, neighbors.
How Not To Suck At Halloween: A Guide To Buying Children’s Affection with Candy
Candies were ranked from 1 (worst) to 31 (best) by each of the 5 people who cared enough to make this chart. Overall ranking was determined by simple addition, and standard deviations were calculated using Microsoft Excel 2008. Candies included were chosen based on a 3-hour long formal debate (screaming was involved).
Participants: Eric, Elizabeth, Hannah, Dana, and Megan