"To me, these flaws were damning. Over the last couple of years, I’ve offloaded most of my more passive computing tasks — like idly browsing the web or scanning email and Twitter — to my phone. That means when I reach for my laptop or desktop, I’m usually looking to do intensive work, which requires excellent input devices. If your laptop requirements resemble mine — if you write a lot, manage many windows, or work with large, scrolling documents like spreadsheets — the Surface Pro 3 isn’t your best bet."

lars134:

Gregory Peck

Speaking of #cal…

bigredrobot:

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

Talk to yr kids about gangs batmilk.

Hee! bigredrobot:

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

Talk to yr kids about gangs batmilk.

Hee! bigredrobot:

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

Talk to yr kids about gangs batmilk.

Hee!

bigredrobot:

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

Talk to yr kids about gangs batmilk.

Hee!

(Source: mastaroshi78)

mostlysignssomeportents:

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I knew it.

murperson:

Sorry im late

lnthefade:

acmesalesrep:

Holy hell, Urban Outfitters…
(h/t to @mobute)

What in the actual fuck. This is appalling. 

What the hell? lnthefade:

acmesalesrep:

Holy hell, Urban Outfitters…
(h/t to @mobute)

What in the actual fuck. This is appalling. 

What the hell?

lnthefade:

acmesalesrep:

Holy hell, Urban Outfitters

(h/t to @mobute)

What in the actual fuck.

This is appalling.

What the hell?

magnificentshibe:

someone named their kid “cash money”
that’s a better name than North West


His glasses are perfect. magnificentshibe:

someone named their kid “cash money”
that’s a better name than North West


His glasses are perfect.

magnificentshibe:

someone named their kid “cash money”

that’s a better name than North West

His glasses are perfect.

(Source: chriskreider)

Perhaps he prefers Krazy Krab?
mlb:

This kid does NOT appreciate Lou Seal

Perhaps he prefers Krazy Krab?

mlb:

This kid does NOT appreciate Lou Seal

Nice pair of hooters.

Nice pair of hooters.

(Source: horrorraakadva)

"The criterion by which any activity must be judged: would you rather be asleep?"
— (via magnificentruin)
I see your carb-free diet and raise you one Tartine. I see your carb-free diet and raise you one Tartine.

I see your carb-free diet and raise you one Tartine.

kateoplis:

"I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny."

Joan Rivers, 1933-2014